♠ Never is an overused word

Never lie..never happen.

Never procrastinate..never gonna not happen.

Never say never..an overused advice.

Never ever *some phrase*..will always happen.

Never is such a word that everybody uses but never know it's meaning.

It's a never ending affair that people tend to repeat but never let go mentioning it at anytime, anywhere.

Never is a dilemma, cause I know I will break whatever "Never.." that comes out from my mouth.

Never. Is not a word to be taken lightly, once broken, it's considered a dirty word, but I do it all the time, cause Never is just too delicious to leave it alone.

♠ Things that irks me boundless

#1 Washing hair.

Everytime I wash my hair, all I can feel is the cold water slushing down my scalp while I keep on switching between hot and cold so I can get any bathing done.

Why isnt there a smartass state of the art bathing machinery that can differentiate between washing fluff and washing skin?

All it needs to do is scan which part is fluffy and which part is shiny, tho I think it'd benefit none for the bald headed and the hairy arseholes.

#2 Talking

"You don't talk enough with me.."

"We need to communicate more.."

That's what a family member says all the time..

Blady hell woman, I need some space after dealing with the brainless fuckers on the road.

Why isnt there a smartass machinery that helps me to compliment people on a daily basis, like..

"Why, nice hair cut, where you did yours?"

"Today I had a nice day. How's yours?"

"Really? Mmm hmm..mmm hmm.."

#3 Wearing clothes

Sometimes..I dont feel like wearing clothes.

It's always a dilemma to figure out whether getting arrested is worth it for a few moments of freedom.

I'm still considering.

#4 Being friendly

When I smile or grin, one side of my mouth is more tense than the other.

Therefore I cant help it if I've a constant smirk on my face.

♠ Things I will never get

..bloody fries with burgers

..bird food aka fine dining

..the hoohas with serving food

And the list continues..