♠ Things that irks me boundless

#1 Washing hair.

Everytime I wash my hair, all I can feel is the cold water slushing down my scalp while I keep on switching between hot and cold so I can get any bathing done.

Why isnt there a smartass state of the art bathing machinery that can differentiate between washing fluff and washing skin?

All it needs to do is scan which part is fluffy and which part is shiny, tho I think it'd benefit none for the bald headed and the hairy arseholes.

#2 Talking

"You don't talk enough with me.."

"We need to communicate more.."

That's what a family member says all the time..

Blady hell woman, I need some space after dealing with the brainless fuckers on the road.

Why isnt there a smartass machinery that helps me to compliment people on a daily basis, like..

"Why, nice hair cut, where you did yours?"

"Today I had a nice day. How's yours?"

"Really? Mmm hmm..mmm hmm.."

#3 Wearing clothes

Sometimes..I dont feel like wearing clothes.

It's always a dilemma to figure out whether getting arrested is worth it for a few moments of freedom.

I'm still considering.

#4 Being friendly

When I smile or grin, one side of my mouth is more tense than the other.

Therefore I cant help it if I've a constant smirk on my face.